The five awkward _'s guides of blindlying date of blindlying date

The five awkward _'s guides of blindlying date of blindlying date

An awkward one
Woman: Are you the first blind date? Man: Yes. Woman:
In fact this is sincere advice that my friend gives to me: If the not great one is unsatisfied at the time of the first blind date, had better get married with the target of the first blind date Man: Oh? Why? (What is she implying me? ) Woman: According to the intersection of I and experience of friend, blindly date number of times to be many, satisfaction in the other side will drop more and more. Man: (seem that hopeful this time) Woman: The target of blindlying date is more and more worse, do not find the first is the best until the head come. Man: Exactly. (Am I his first? ) Woman: : Yes! I did not understand until now it will be better if took their advice early! (A face with repentant purpose. )
Awkward two
The first meeting, you are very an incoming telegram to her, she feels good too about you, tell you about her past story like the woman next door. They both think finally that have not given full expression to the views. You are excited: "I take you to sing the Karaoka disc. By the way introduce my friend to you. You are sure to like them. " The girl promises joyfully. Then your telephone nearly comes to a herd of fox's friend's dog's parties. The old friend came at last, the old sample of rash and too much in a haste. See she around you, silence is said for a moment: "You have gone too far! Call such an ugly young lady! "
Awkward three
The intersection of uncle and house Zhang, confidente of father. In long skirt that Mummy appoint, graceful getting virtuous the intersection of picture and than the old baby fragrant plant you; See leading man only thinks that looks familiar, seem he feels too tooes. Look at two people rightly for a long time,everybody in by smiling face be turned on to be chased,can't think situation not very good definitely in the heart, it is be very much. But less than 3 minutes, " I remember " ,The tea is almost squirted in the mouth, " you You are that the saliva is bright! " " MY GOD! You are the old woman of the man. " The deadly enemy when being the middle school originally, the personal enemy met each other, was particularly covet. Elder know hopeless already soon, seek only, dissolve weapons, why tear large, Mummy find the intersection of she and at the middle school at school daughter whether overlord spend, hand over to pieces of little the intersection of hooligan and boyfriend originally; Uncle Zhang perceives Dr. these's grandson, the examination is by cheating, having a class to steal a glance at the pornographic book and periodical those years "The door is unfortunate, the door is unfortunate "Came back home, put down a burst of scoldings again.
Awkward four
According to scheduled time, you reached the predetermined place early. The first thing is certainly at first " Look all sides " ,Can find nothing; Then begin to do the second thing, can only still " look all sides " in but the second thing . Expect, have pieces of PPMM come over, the ones that could pass by at one's side were full of lady of grade of the auntie. Come pieces of PPMM with great difficulty, you afford to busy with roue. Who knows MM stare angrily, outroar " lecher " ,Make all of passerbies surprised, a MM among them holds photos to cry out in alarm: "Are you young *? "
Awkward five
Come into the cafe, you far see the friend and two girls sitting together, A has a slender figure, though can't be deserved to be called beauties, fairly agreeable, and B can only be described with two words - -Dinosaur. You are in one breath, believed oneself luck has been very good all the timed, go over to greet with the friend. After the friend introduces, have not said which one has been the heroine. You think, should believe the friend's eyes, it must be that A can not go wrong, then begin to do one's utmost to please and woo to A. At this moment, the A cell-phone rang, she is brilliant and right to smile, pick up the telephone number: "Hello, husband, I am accompanying A's sister to blindly date. "


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